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Posted: 09 July 2008 09:06 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]  
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This is all very good if your first language is English.

“WRITE CODE NOW” is probably greek for “Please help” raspberry

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Posted: 09 July 2008 09:20 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]  
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I’m not too fond of just asking stupid questions without any background info.

I’m 17 and I LOVE to solve problems and I ask people when I CAN’T solve one, or when I don’t know where to start.
Some of my generation just asks people before they’ve made any research (and it works, at least in my class, because I can answer them raspberry ), and I often would like to answer “Search it on Google or Wikipedia”, but that seems too advanced for most of them (and our class is supposed to be the best in our school *SIGH*).

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Posted: 09 July 2008 09:35 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]  
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Posted: 09 July 2008 09:38 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]  
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I’ve never liked posting in forums for code related help - I keep thinking that I’ll be wasting someone’s time, noone will reply or I’ll have overlooked something very simple.  If I have a problem with a script I’ll go through it with die(print_r()); to try and find the cause of the problem.  If I want to find how to do something, I’ll look at what other people have coded and see if I can learn something from them.  If I want to know if something exists I’ll try and find it with google, or ask someone I know if they’ve heard about it.

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Posted: 09 July 2008 10:30 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]  
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wiredesignz - 09 July 2008 09:06 AM

This is all very good if your first language is English.

I don’t know… From what I’ve seen here people are cutting others whose native tongue is clearly not English a lot of slack, and rightly so. We’re writing code here, not poetry, so you should be fine as long as you can communicate in a basic way, and read the docs and the userguide. You can be polite, or an ass, in any language.

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Posted: 09 July 2008 11:17 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]  
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php_penguin - 09 July 2008 07:43 AM

just a quick note, I’m 19 and I don’t think that everything needs to be here 5 minutes ago, nor do i shy from researching a problem.

Maybe I’m an exception to the rule, or maybe your opinion of the current generation is incorrect…

Problem is, the majority of today’s generation.

raspberry

That allows for exceptions.

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Posted: 09 July 2008 02:23 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 22 ]  
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Just today I read a post complaining about how hard ActiveRecord was to figure out because they are not familiar with SQL.  Are you kidding me?

Ha. Yeah, I was going back and forward with that guy. He’s been polite about it, although his desire to be ignorant probably isn’t going to serve him well in life. Not in this world.

It would be great to help out everyone that needed help, but it’s certainly not possible. I’ve been somewhat inspired by the Community Voice features and now make it part of my daily routine to get on here and help a few souls out. I tend to answer questions that are either really simple to clear up or if I see that a person is truly perplexed or caught in the wonderland of learning something new.

I think rants like this are healthy for the community to an extent. But, I would recommend anyone that is here to promote the community should do their best to answer even the worst of requests with a high level of respect and politeness. You can spot a PHP newbie, SQL newbie, HTTP newbie, etc., from a mile away. Just try to point them to the resources that afforded you the knowledge you have and leave it at that. Coming from a background of only hacking Perl/CGI, ASP, and PHP scripts, CodeIgniter taught me proper OOP and PHP. I’d like for that to happen for some of these other newbies, too, if they have the willingness and patience for it.

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Posted: 09 July 2008 03:54 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 23 ]  
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Colin Williams - 09 July 2008 02:23 PM

Just today I read a post complaining about how hard ActiveRecord was to figure out because they are not familiar with SQL.  Are you kidding me?

Ha. Yeah, I was going back and forward with that guy. He’s been polite about it, although his desire to be ignorant probably isn’t going to serve him well in life. Not in this world.

It would be great to help out everyone that needed help, but it’s certainly not possible. I’ve been somewhat inspired by the Community Voice features and now make it part of my daily routine to get on here and help a few souls out. I tend to answer questions that are either really simple to clear up or if I see that a person is truly perplexed or caught in the wonderland of learning something new.

I think rants like this are healthy for the community to an extent. But, I would recommend anyone that is here to promote the community should do their best to answer even the worst of requests with a high level of respect and politeness. You can spot a PHP newbie, SQL newbie, HTTP newbie, etc., from a mile away. Just try to point them to the resources that afforded you the knowledge you have and leave it at that. Coming from a background of only hacking Perl/CGI, ASP, and PHP scripts, CodeIgniter taught me proper OOP and PHP. I’d like for that to happen for some of these other newbies, too, if they have the willingness and patience for it.

Great post.  I completely agree with you about trying to help and doing your best.  Every once in a while it feels like casting your pearls before ....  I believe the issue stems from a complete lack of web development experience.  Wether that lack of experience stems from being young (in some cases not very humble and thus hard to teach) or from assuming that since you have programmed for years you can easily develop for the web (in many cases not very humble and thus hard to teach).

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Posted: 09 July 2008 04:51 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 24 ]  
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or from assuming that since you have programmed for years you can easily develop for the web

Ha! I enjoy the occasional Well, I’ve been programming since ‘65 in BASIC and FORTRAN so don’t tell me I don’t know how a web server works...

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Posted: 09 July 2008 05:18 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 25 ]  
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I disagree. The hardest thing is getting started and if people need a little hand holding to build CI applications then so be it. This being said if fundamental php/mysql/etc/etc knowledge is missing then the codeigniter forum is no place to begin looking for help.

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Posted: 10 July 2008 02:33 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 26 ]  
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It is optional to answer questions.

If, in your mind, a question does not deserve an answer, simply pass it by in slience.

Like most CI users who have been around since the logo was a lightbulb, I have seen history repeat itself over and over.

The good news is that new users come in and answer the same old questions again.

When I browse the forums now, I only really pay attention to the ones with 0 replies that are dropping down the list.

Thankfully, they are usually deemed too trivial for others to answer, so it allows me to shine and build on my delusions of knowledge.

My all-time favorite question is:

What applications are Derek using in the blog tutorials?

When I see this, and I do with some regularity, my heart starts racing and I hit fast reply.

I would be truly grateful if others would refrain from answering this question.

I know the answer, I really do, and I need the extra posts to further my career in the EllisLab forums.

Thanks!

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Posted: 10 July 2008 03:29 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 27 ]  
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Crimp - 10 July 2008 02:33 AM

It is optional to answer questions.

That’s true, in general, but there is a limit. If I need to (mentally) weed out dozens of such questions, the usefulness of this forum suffers greatly.

I know the answer, I really do, and I need the extra posts to further my career in the EllisLab forums.

Well spoken. I for one will glady abstain from answering this question.

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Posted: 10 July 2008 07:19 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 28 ]  
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There is one particular member on these forums that especially drives me insane. They have never contributed anything useful and all of their posts read:
“I need codes to make [insert product here] - please help”

No… I will not give you the codes.

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Posted: 10 July 2008 08:30 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 29 ]  
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Michael Wales - 10 July 2008 07:19 AM

There is one particular member on these forums that especially drives me insane. They have never contributed anything useful and all of their posts read:
“I need codes to make [insert product here] - please help”

I know who that is… It’s Sa… LOL

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Posted: 10 July 2008 12:41 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 30 ]  
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The reason there are such are large number of young people here that have the patience to learn and the patience to solve a problem by research is because generally speaking, people who love “programming” are wired for the love of knowledge of technical things.  Otherwise, they wouldn’t be programming. 

The problems I run into, generally, with the “got to have it now” generation are from people who really aren’t programmers, but they think programming is cool and they want to do something they are not wired to do.  They aren’t wired to do it because #1, they don’t have the sense or the patience to read the manual, and #2, they don’t have the sense or patience to get real help like attend classes or step through tutorials on the web.  If you don’t have the patience, please don’t try to program.  If you have difficulty understanding how to hook up a computer out of the box and turning it on, then leave programming to someone who does.  I’ve had programming questions like “I want to program online computer games like Quake.  I’ve never really used a computer before to do anything other than surf the internet.  My Dad has to turn it on for me.  Is there a book I can get that will show me how to write a game like this by tomorrow?” You may laugh, but I’ve really had that question.  Ridiculous.  I told them 4 years of college or a good technical school is a good start on learning it.  Study hard, and someday maybe they will be worth something.

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