I can understand wanting to just dive in, and I can understand the lazyness aspect.
For me the best way to be lazy, is to KISS, think about it first before I do it, then write it once properly without taking shortcuts. That way I don’t end up with mangled code that needs to be revisited often as then I’d find I’m doing more work than I need to and that would be dumb.
If you have some decent programming experience, picking up Php shouldn’t be too difficult, after the first two or three languages it gets much easier to learn a new one.
The biggest problem I have is forgetting what I’m writing in when I’m working on three or four apps in different languages all at the same time. C#, Perl, Php, Javascript, all similar enough to catch you out when you’re tired and trying to do something in a hurry.